Church Genre

Here's my short list of (although somewhat overlapping) church genres:
Rockstar
Spooky/Postmodern
Retirement
Happy/Snake/KO/Chandelier Swinging
Alliteration
Fire & Brimstone/Angry
Nerd/Exposition
Purpose/Floral Shirt
Feel free to add your genre to the comments. Thoughts on pros/cons and random musings later...

Thanks to Sean Chandler and Mark Barnett for their input.